wheat, native soup, over salted, watery boiled water making as pepper soup, hard as rock ‘boiled’ yam, stewed beans, dry beans - the only options on the menu.
Attempted yogurt yesterday which tasted like slimy paint that’s sat in a plastic tub in the sun too long. Same goes for the fake bottles of Eva water I’m being served at the hotel which tastes like clipped toenails.

I also desperately need a good spa recommendation for face saving facial, manicure and pedicure.

Help a sister out please.